These are passed around among teachers a lot and I read them a few years ago! Ca-racked me up!
Kids say the darndest things. Though it does point out the stupidity of some questions adults ask. And my answer for those math problems is always: who cares.
The elephant drawing is killing me. I'd have given them an A just for the creativity.
Oh so hilarious!!!! I needed that laugh this morning. Thanks!
Funny and scary at the same time, mostly because I want to know where they got my elephant paper!! -hehe-
LOL, I love these. Hubby and I stood in Z Gallery reading a book compiling this sort of thing laughing our heads off. We promptly bought the last 2 copies. One for us, and one for a professor friend.
Oh, I can't breathe now because I'm laughing so hard. I recall trying the elephant in the way answer once or twice in my school days. Didn't work for me either.
These are priceless! I couldn't stop laughing. Thanks for posting these!
These are very cute answers, funny and witty. Kids are pure and innocent. Nice Post.
...those were fantastic. Reminding me of my younger son's mistake on a spelling test...spelled the word "shirt" and forgot the R:)EL
I'm just relieved I made it through the entire post without spitting my coffee all over my screen. So funny!!! Thanks for sharing!
I'm still giggling over the elephant. Which probably explains why I write for kids :)
Oh man I wish I had the guts to put these down when I was in high school... classic
A day late; but no laughs short. Thanks for this Mike.
Yeah... I asked my teacher if Malaria was a country. This year in fact. XD(What's sad is I was being serious.)
These are soo funny. I always wanted to write these kinds of answers in school but never had the guts to actually do it. At least until they switched over to those tests with the little bubbles. Way less fun. :(
I've seen these before, but they always make me laugh. Thanks for posting. :)