My brain refuses to acknowledge that Robert Pattinson has now been cast as The Batman.
Uh...Robert Pattinson has now been cast as The Batman. Uhm...I can't even. I-I don't like this. Say it's a nightmare or an April Fool's joke that's a month too late. Did no one at Warner Brothers even see him perform as Edward in Twilight? Did no one care? I miss the days of Christian Bale playing Batman so bad. We had it so good and never really appreciated it.
If anyone needs me, I'm going to be sailing on the River Denial.