Friday, May 17, 2019

My brain refuses to acknowledge that Robert Pattinson has now been cast as The Batman.

Uh...Robert Pattinson has now been cast as The Batman. Uhm...I can't even. I-I don't like this. Say it's a nightmare or an April Fool's joke that's a month too late. Did no one at Warner Brothers even see him perform as Edward in Twilight? Did no one care? I miss the days of Christian Bale playing Batman so bad. We had it so good and never really appreciated it.

If anyone needs me, I'm going to be sailing on the River Denial.


  1. Really? I guess they wanted a really brooding Batman.
    Christian Bale was the best Batman although I haven't minded Affleck in the role.

  2. It's just another example of Warner Brothers.

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    1. I really hope they're just doing this as leverage in negotiations with a better actor, like...almost anyone.

  4. Have you seen any other Pattinson movies?

  5. The only movie I've seen Pattinson in is the Harry Potter ones. I could never get into Twilight and all those brooding, sulking teens, so I have no idea if he'll be a good Batman. Maybe the studio is trying to draw in more young females to the franchise?