Showing posts with label Vampires are everywhere. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Vampires are everywhere. Show all posts

Thursday, December 12, 2013

Are these what the vampires in The Strain for FX will look like?

In 2009, film maker Guillermo del Toro gave us the horror novel The Strain. He followed it in 2010 with The Fall, and in 2011 with The Night Eternal. Together with writer Chuck Hogan, del Toro explored the world of vampires that he had begun with the movie Blade 2. Do you remember the Russian vamps that could split their lower jaw in two halves revealing a larger mouth filled with all kinds of terrible things? Yeah, those vampires were a precursor for what del Toro planned to do with vampires. Let's just say (for the sake of convention) that these vamps are a far cry from Edward in Twilight. Rumor is they even defecate on themselves while feeding on humans. Gross but probably something I'll be drawn to watch. I'm a fan of well-done horror that crosses science-fiction boundaries and if del Toro is behind it, the production values should be incredible.

From what I gather, del Toro is exploring vampire biology in The Strain (the sciency twist). He views them as parasites. They introduce a capillary worm into a host's system in the most invasive of ways (del Toro has a thing about vaginas and vagina-like orifices in all of his films) and of course it introduces a virus that changes the host into, well, a blood-sucking vampire. Anyway, I've been looking at comic covers for The Strain to get an idea of how the vampires are going to look when the series makes its debut on FX, and I'm pretty sure it's going to be a fairly accurate reproduction of these panels:
I seriously would not want to be this hapless fellow.
This isn't a herd of zombies. It's a herd of vampires. Zombie Vampire apocalypse
is where the action is at. Wouldn't you agree?
I love the atmosphere in this piece...down to the exposed bloody ribs
of the human victim on the ground. The fact this act took place in what
appears to be a garden shed hints at the horror that engulfs the world.
Even suburbia isn't safe.
DEAD BODIES EVERYWHERE!!!!
Anatomical sketches of the vampire head.
I kind of wonder if The Strain series will follow the path blazed by The Walking Dead. In other words, will they start with a band of survivors just trying to find a safe place to hole up in the ashes of a vampire apocalypse? Like The Walking Dead, The Strain has potential to just keep going season after season with new and different tidbits revealed about the vampires and by rotating the cast (killing off characters with abandon) in fall/season finales.

Have any of you read The Strain comic book or picked up the three novels? If so, what did you think of them?

Thursday, October 17, 2013

All your favorite vampires from fiction gathered in one place

Illustrator Matthew Griffin put together this fabulous poster to celebrate Bram Stoker just in time for Halloween. It's all your favorite vampires from fiction gathered in one place. And yes, Alex, it features your favorite vixen from "Underworld" in tight black leather. As a side note, I totally want one of these, framed, and on the wall of my apartment. So cool.

Wednesday, July 25, 2012

True Blood is one of the worst things on television that you should watch regularly

My really guilty pleasure is watching True Blood during the summer. This show is just plain awful and the writing is so bad. Yet, I enjoy it thoroughly. Here's the laundry list of things that you really should never do (from JUST one episode), but no one is telling Charlaine Harris or the makers of True Blood:

1) Half the cast got high on blood and then gave each other...piggy back rides.

2) They hired an awesome actor (Christopher Meloni) from the Law & Order series and then just gave him a few lines and killed him off.

3) We have vampire night vision. Why do we even need this?

4) We have another plot line still continuing from the past...you know, the fae one...where I guess we give bullsh*t lines to Sooki about her luminescence and how she's basically a battery and is gonna run out.

5) We have another plot line with a raging Ifrit or Efreet or some djinn thing chasing Belflour.

6) We have another plot line with Lafayette and former lover Jesus (who is now just a disembodied head with his lips sewn together). Oh and the same lip sewing happened to Lafayette who had the courage to spit in the face of the guy holding the gun on him but then didn't take the gun away.

7) We have another plot line with Lilith becoming real. Why did we need another cast member?

8) We have another plot line with Alcide challenging the wolf pack leader for supremacy. The other wolf leader is unworthy because he's a drug addict.

9) We have another plot line with humans using Barack Obama rubber masks to kill vampires. They call themselves a "hate group" and serve someone called "Dragon" but we don't know who that is yet. They managed to suck in Hoyt who is angry at Jessica for dumping him for Jason Stackhouse (his buddy). Sam Merlott is kind of in on this plot line and does a lot of sniffing and rolling around on the floor like a dog. It's bad acting, looks bad, and is just plain stupid.

10) We have another plot line with Tara as a vampire who is slowly de-icing Pam's heart. Somewhere in all of this, Tara's mom shows up and says she's married to a preacher now and that "she can't have no daughter who is strippin'! and bein' all vampire-like."

My head is spinning. How could the writers let all of these plotlines get out of control like this. Why are there now so many cast members in True Blood that I can't keep track of them? It's ridiculous.

But yeah...I'll be watching again on Sunday. So terrible, I know. I'm part of the problem.

True Blood is one of the worst things on television that you should watch regularly. If anything, it will tell you that 1) terrible makes CA$H and 2) If you want to have respect as a writer, don't do this sh*t in your stories. But then, you probably won't make #1.

Have a great Wednesday.

Thursday, June 14, 2012

Nightfire by Alyson Burdette will set your kindle on fire

I give this book five stars out of five.

I just finished Alyson Burdette's Nightfire, and I have to say that this is one of the best vampire books I have ever read. Just so you know, I read Anita Blake (Laurel K. Hamilton), Anne Rice (Lestat), and have read the first book in the Twilight series so it's not like I'm a stranger to vampire fiction.

What I loved:

1) Olivia. She's an amazing and refreshing protagonist. This is a vampire novel told from the female point-of-view (as a vampire and something else). I'm going to leave the "something else" as a spoiler free thing. But trust me...Olivia is not a run-of-the-mill vamp. There's a reason she hangs out around all that water in Peninsula, and I can't wait to see Alyson explore this in future installments of the series.

2) Jesse. Although he does something that is pretty terrible, I couldn't help feeling drawn to his obvious charm. It's clear that he loves Olivia, wants what he sees as is best for her, but ends up hurting her terribly in the climax of the book all to prove a point. I wonder if she'll be able to see that Jesse is probably better for her than William, but Olivia is definitely stuck on William.

3) William. The handsome vampire hunter. Aside from being a tough-as-nails guy he's also got the whole swoon worthy blue-eyed boy-next-door thing going on. I loved every scene in which Alyson explores with this guy. It's some of the best romance writing around.

4) Alyson's prose. She is a great writer. Here are examples pulled from the book:

"He's suddenly little more than a memory, and I wonder if my body has remembered how to dream...His deep blue eyes open wide as he pulls me toward him. They are two glass jars full of fireflies that dance in the moonlight."

"I spit the words out at him, wishing they were knives."

"He laughs, and it is the sound of a thousand birds in song."

Pretty amazing, right?

So yeah. Alyson...when can we expect a sequel? Nightfire has left me wanting more :))

If you haven't met Alyson yet, you might want to hit her up on her blog HERE.

If you want to be supportive, mark her book "to read" on goodreads so that others that follow your stream will see that you at least find the book "of interest". Go HERE to do that.

And if you want a sample or can't wait to read it, go to Amazon right HERE.

Friday, October 7, 2011

Fangtales

For my weekend post I wanted to put up the official press release for the extremely talented writer, Theresa Milstein.  She has a short story in this beautiful book, and I am so proud of her accomplishment. Additionally, I'm honored to be on Theresa's blog tour and will be hosting her on October 12th, 2011. Have a great weekend. :)


Edited by Berni Stevens
Fangtales is the third anthology in the popular ‘tales’ collections published for the YA market by Wyvern Publications. It joins Dragontales, published in 2009, and Mertales, published in 2010.

Fangtales visits the terrifying realms of the most popular creature ever to grace the pages of fantasy fiction. The vampire. The tales are fresh, original and scary enough to send delicious shivers down the spine of every reader. Each tale brings something new to the genre, and will be a welcome addition to any fantasy fan’s bookshelf. Vampires will always be a hugely popular theme – there’s a very good reason why Bram Stoker’s Dracula has never been out of print since  it was first published in 1897.
Lose yourself in the blood-soaked pages of Fangtales, where a best friend mysteriously disappears; wonder why a small child roams the woods alone at midnight, and how a terrified girl can get help when her house is surrounded by hungry vampires.


Fangtales • ISBN 978-0-9560363-6-0 • Published by Wyvern Publications • October 2011 
Wyvern Publications began in 2009 as a small press dedicated to bringing quality teen fiction into the mainstream. Its first publication, The Faerie Conspiracies by Holly Stacey, received rave reviews on Amazon.  www.wyvernpublications.com
The Fangtales editor, Berni Stevens has worked in publishing for over twenty years as a cover designer. She has several published short stories to her credit.Her debut vampire novel, Fledgling, was published on 23rd September 2011, by The Wild Rose Press.    http://www.thewildrosepress.com/

Thursday, October 6, 2011

A Conversation With A Boy Who Reads Books


I read books. If you want others like me to
read your book, you may want to know
what I enjoy.

At left is a friend I made via twitter. His name is Lee and he's a boy that reads books.  The New York Times asks the question, "is there any hope?" with regard to boys and books.  I think that there's plenty of hope. But we authors need to step up our game. We need to provide books that appeal to both girls AND boys and that is a tricky devil and no...Eat, Pray, Love is not going to appeal to most boys (sorry ladies).

So those of you who are interested in catching a teenage boy's attention may want to listen to what Lee says about what he likes to read. Sure, he's only one guy, but take a look at his picture and ask yourself...would you like him to read your book? Would you like other boys like him to be riveted by your words? If so...read on and find out what he loves about books, authors, and the written word.

First off, I would like all of you to hop over to his blog located here and to please follow him.  He's brand new to the world of blogging and hasn't made many friends at all (he will also follow you back--he's really considerate like that).  And please drop him a note and thank him for taking the time for us authors to pick his brain.

Additionally, he's also on twitter and quite active. His twitter handle is @fleenewbery and again, he always follows back.

Q: Please give us a title or two of books that you would recommend to other boys because you thought they were amazing (feel free to elaborate on what you thought was amazing about these particular books).

A: ‘Warm Bodies’ by Isaac Marion is fantastic.  For years now, the bestseller landscape has been dominated by vampires and werewolves and dark fantasy...stuff like that.  But I think we're forgetting quite possibly one of the coolest and most grisly horror creations there is – zombies.  I love zombies, so I was immediately drawn to this book, which is about a zombie named ‘R’, and how he’s a little bit different to all the other zombies.  During a hunting expedition into a nearby abandoned city, he decides to save a girl called Julie (instead of eating her) despite the appetite for brains and other various bodily stuffing that all zombies share.  There is, quite obviously, a romantic element to this novel, but it really is a treat to read.  A very clever and refreshing twist on the whole zombie myth, and it ends up being more of a commentary on humans than anything.  I believe it’s being made into a movie too. 

Anything by Neil Gaiman is good, too – this guy is like my idol!  Such an artistic and creative literary force, I adore his work, although I have quite a few of his books to zip through yet.  So far I’ve read ‘Neverwhere’, ‘Stardust’, and ‘The Graveyard Book’, which is more of a children’s novel, but is personally one of my favourites.  I’m halfway through reading ‘American Gods’.  Definitely would recommend his work to anybody – not just boys, anybody!  He just tackles some really interesting themes in such a different way.  Sort of leaves you thinking ‘damn, why didn’t I think of that’, you know?

I’m currently reading ‘The perks of being a wallflower’ by Stephen Chbosky, as well.  It doesn’t sound like a boyish book – in fact, it sounds quite the opposite – but I really am thoroughly enjoying it.  Charlie is just such a memorable character and you can’t help but love him and want good things to happen to him and for him to be all right.  That’s when you know a book is brilliant, when you genuinely feel for a character and care about them for long after you’ve finished reading it.

And how can I forget Stephen King!  One of his most recent novels, ‘Under the Dome’, epic in both size and content, is a brilliant book.  Far-fetched, but since when does Stephen King approach his ideas in a tame way?

Q: If you had advice to give to a writer in reaching boys as their target audience, what would you tell them to do in their books?  In other words...what grabs your interest?

A: I’m a sucker for dark themes.  I like it when authors take something supposedly light and fluffy – like a fairy tale – and make it odd and disturbing.  I think it’s important that authors don’t shy away from all the raw and grisly details – honesty is key, whether you’re writing completely from the imagination in a fantasy world or drawing from life experiences. 

As for other things that interest me when it comes to reading, I have to say I love apocalyptic stories.  I have a morbid fascination with things like that, and I don’t think that has anything to do with the fact that I’m a boy.  I just like thinking of scenarios like that, and I like being scared.  Fear is a big attention grabber for me.  If a book can scare me, I’m probably going to read it all and enjoy it. 

Advice-wise, all I have to say is don’t waste time.  There is absolutely nothing worse, especially for us boys, than dragging ourselves through the first few chapters of place-setting.  Chuck us straight in at the deep end so that we can’t climb out again.  No point dragging out the tedium of the shallows, because we’ll probably just get bored and walk back to shore.

Q: How often do you choose a book based off of its cover art?

A: To be honest, quite a lot.  I know they say you shouldn’t judge a book by its cover, but honestly what else are you going to draw a first judgement on?  It’s the first thing you see.  If it’s got a dull cover, why on earth would you even want to pick it up and read the back?  I think the cover is very, very important.  It has to grab your eye, it has to be catchy, otherwise your eye is just going to flit over it and find something else.  I’d want my book to have the most interesting cover art possible.  I think the cover art is a very big decision when it comes to marketing your novel.  It’s basically a little manifestation of your book.  It has to be good.  It’s what invites you to pick up the book and read about it.

Q: When you begin to read a book, at what point do you give up on it if the book is not working for you and why?

A: If within the first 100 pages I’m still not interested, I give up.  No matter how widely acclaimed it is, no matter how compelled I was at the idea of reading the book, if it’s just boring to read, then I can’t enjoy it.  When the book begins to feel like a chore, that’s when I put it down and move on to something else. 

Q: Are there any things that you would like to see in a story that you've never come across as yet?

A: That’s a tough question, because I like to write myself.  So, if there’s something in a story that I’ve never come across before, I want to write it myself before somebody else does!  I’m just not sure.  It’s like being an inventor and asking yourself what does everybody want in their home that hasn’t been invented yet – it’s complicated just to brew up an idea like that, because until you’ve read it or you’ve got it, you never knew how much you loved it or needed it.  But when I do think of something I’d like to see in a story, I’ll write it down myself!  There’s nothing more evasive than a completely original idea.

I suppose I want this whole vampire-werewolf craze to die down already.  I like when people toy with supernatural beings as themes for their stories, but it really is just becoming repetitive now.  Maybe somebody should write a story about some other supernatural being and start a new craze.

Q: Do you stick to a particular genre (i.e. fantasy or science-fiction or contemporary YA)?

A: When I was younger, I wouldn’t stray from fantasy.  That was my little niche.  But these days, I really do read anything I can get my hands on.  I still have a passion for fantasy stories, and I think I always will, but I also have a big appetite for ghost stories.  I’ve always been interested in the paranormal and the supernatural and things just beyond our understanding; I don’t think I ever want to exist in a world where an objective opinion on these things has been drawn.  To me, the purpose of a book is to take you somewhere extraordinary, a different realm, and I suppose that’s why these genres are so appealing to me.  I always want to live in the worlds that the books I read paint.

Q: Do you prefer first-person or third-person storytelling?

A: I’m indifferent when it comes to this one.  I thoroughly enjoy both.  I feel like third-person offers a more traditional, simplistic, almost fairy-tale narrative perspective, whereas first-person can be very intimate and make it a smoother read.  Saying that, almost all the books I’ve read lately have been first-person, so I suppose I’m going to go with that one.

Q: Do you prefer e-books or paper books?

A: Paper books for sure.  Call me a romantic, I don’t care.  I just love holding a book in my hands and ruffling the pages and curling up with it.  It just feels warmer, if that makes any sense?  It’s just like holding a little portal in your hands.  Also, paper books smell nicer.  E-books don’t smell of anything, and it all just feels a bit cold and inauthentic.  Somehow, the format makes it feel more like an article.

Maybe the kids who are growing up now around e-books will feel differently about the topic, but I will always be more for paper books.  It just strikes me as the truest way to document a story, and the truest way to read one.  It’s just more physical, more personal – I think it’s strange that e-books don’t actually exist anywhere other than on the computer screen, just sitting there in cyber-space.  Then again, maybe I don’t know enough about e-books to comment.

Q: What is a deal breaker for you in a book? In other words...what drives you away from a book?

A: I don’t even have to think about this one.  Cheese.  I just can’t read something that is cheese-infused.  Sometimes it works in movies and TV shows, but it just doesn’t work for me in books. 

And also, being unrealistic irritates me.  Now this might sound ridiculous because I like to read fantasy novels, but what I mean is if a protagonist is presented with trial after trial, obstacle after obstacle, and still manages to come through unscathed, or even alive, this annoys me.  It’s like in movies when the stars manage to still look clean-shaven and attractive even after an hour-and-a-half’s worth of action – it just wouldn’t happen.  I guess this ties in with the whole honesty thing again.

Q: Do you write? If so, tell us a little bit about your writing.

A: Of course!  I love to write.  I like to think of writing as my ‘thing’.  I don’t quite know how to define that thing, but that’s what it is to me. 

I’ve been writing ever since I was little – I don’t quite remember the age, maybe around seven?  I was always a big reader, but one of the defining characteristics of my personality is my hunger to replicate things that inspire me.  So when I initially first read the Harry Potter books as a child, I was so mind-blown that I decided to make it my life mission to one day write books just as good and just as loved.  A big goal perhaps, but I was young.  Of course every writer dreams of their novels hitting number one and being read by millions, but these days I try to be a little more realistic.

I like writing fantasy stories, just like the ones I read.  I haven’t finished a novel yet – unless if you count a book I wrote as a 13-year-old – but I’m hoping that I will over the next year or so.  The thing with writing is that you can be anywhere to do it – you don’t have to be sat at your desk with a computer or paper and pen.  I’m writing all the time, wherever I am and whatever I’m doing.  I’m constantly watching storylines evolve in my head, and forever forgetting to write them down, which is perhaps my biggest downfall.  At the age of 19, I’d say I’m inspiration and no motivation, but this really does need to change soon.

I’m serious about becoming a writer.  My dream is to one day craft a living out of writing.  I want to be able to scrape enough money from it to call it a day job and I’d love this to happen sooner rather than later because it’s all I really want to do.  I know how tough the publishing industry is these days, and I know just how incredibly difficult it is to make at least a decent living from writing.  So I desperately need to knuckle down and get writing.  Sometimes I feel a bit lost, because I’m young and I’m dreaming of making a life for myself out of such a tough industry, but other than writing I don’t know what I want to do.
 
I’m hoping to participate in NaNoWriMo this year (National Novel Writing Month) for the first time ever, and maybe this will help me to organise my priorities.

Wish me luck!


So what do you think ladies & gents? Can you get boys to love your books?

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