Friday, April 22, 2011

A Jawa HQ, Star Trek: TNG Porn, & Vampire Dental Health

This is a picture of the new Lucasfilm building that's being erected in Singapore. To fans of the Star Wars franchise, ayep, it is intentionally designed to look like a Jawa Sandcrawler which is just plain awesome.

Since synopsis are on the mind of most of the writers out there that are in the query process, I thought you might like to see the synopsis of the new Star Trek: The Next Generation XXX porn parody that's being released.  Here it is:

While en route to Starbase 112, the Enterprise detects strange electromagnetic readings emanating from a barren M-Class planet. Upon further investigation, it is discovered that the source of energy is in fact a box containing Tasha Yar (India Summer), the long dead former Chief of Security of the ship, in cryosleep. Is she the real Tasha Yar? Is she a clone? Or is she something completely different?
The two highlights? It features famous Jean-Luc Picard impersonator Giles Aston in the role of  Enterprise captain Jean Luc Picard—and the return of Tasha Yar!

I guess that Giles Aston is not getting out of his Starfleet uniform for the film. The man's strictly playing Capt. Picard as straight as can be (which would actually be quite in character).

Second, adult film maker Revolution X has clearly put a lot of effort and money into its re-creation of the Next Gen ship, costumes and makeup.

With regard to the new Superman movie, Diane Lane (pictured at below left) was locked up by Zack Snyder for three hours while she read the script. Here's a quote:
"I read the script under lock and key. ... I was locked in a room with the script and was only allowed three hours with it. I nailed it into my memory. I'm really excited. I'm really not allowed to talk much about it, I think, but it does cover the entire range of years, from infancy on."
Diane Lane got locked up to read.
Can you imagine doing that with an agent? That'd be hilarious. *Pushes agent in room with latte and manuscript and locks door* Well hilarious for anyone that read about it...not so much for the poor agent.

And to show you just how far the Twilight saga reaches--if you've been living in a box this is a set of vampire books that gets made fun of in just about every way from digs on the show "Supernatural" to internet memes and .gifs to finally, the Jersey Shore crew. Well now the NHS  in the UK has stepped in on the bandwagon and produced a dental health commercial for...well...vampires. But the message is clear:

If a vampire has any hopes of getting it on, he'd better keep those fangs of his clean. Which is the National Health Service's way of letting guys  know that if they want to get it on, they'd better do the same.

7 comments:

  1. So does the Lucasfilm building move? That would be pretty sweet.

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  2. I love anything that pokes fun at Twilight. Thanks for sharing.

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  3. So you know I've never seen one Star Wars or Star Trek film....I know. I just can't do it.

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  4. I detected a Twilight dig in one of the early episodes of Supernatural season 5, not sure if there are more I'm forgetting though :D

    That building is awesome!!

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  5. Oh wow. There is Star Trek porn? I'm a little bit frightened now...and possibly a little bit interested...

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  6. Mutt: No it doesn't move lol

    M.J.: I do too. Twilight is fun to ridicule.

    D.U.: Because of your comment, somewhere in the world, a baby kitten was just killed by a ninja.

    Trisha: I think there has only been one Twilight dig in Supernatural that I can think of.

    Jen: There's porn mocking just about everything. What sets this apart is that the porn cost over a couple million to produce (I think).

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  7. LOVED the clip from the triple X STNG. As well as the dental health PSA.

    There was an episode this season (6) on Supernatural called 'Live Free or TwiHard' which parodied the glittery vampire phenomenon.

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