Thursday, December 1, 2011

Bubba's Resume

My Resimay

To hoom it
mae cunsern,

I waunt to apply for the job
what I saw in the paper.

I kin
Type realee qwik wit one finggar and do sum a
counting.

I think I am good on the
fone and I no I am a pepole person, Pepole realee
seam to reespond too me well. Certain men and all the ladies.

I no my spelling is not
too good but find that I Offen can get a
job wit my
persinalety.

My
salerery is open so we kin discus wat you
want to pay me and wat you think that I am
werth,

I kin start emeditely.
Thank yoo in advanse fore yore
anser..

hopifuly Yore best aplicant so
farr.

Sinseerly,

Bubba

PS:

Because my resimay is a bit short - below is a
pickture of me.

Employer's response:

Dear Bubba:

It's Okay honey ... We've got spell check.

See you tomorrow!

Ladies, don't even deny that you wouldn't hire this guy :P
Have a great Thursday :)

33 comments:

  1. It's good to be awake so I can catch things like this. Still, I have to question whether this Bubba is actually literate enough to read the classifieds. Great rack on 'im, though.

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  2. sorry fella, got no use for no cow poke... i get my beef, sliced and wrapped, from the local butcher... she knows my fave cuts! :O lol

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  3. Thanks for starting my day with a laugh! Oh, he is so hired. He can like, make me coffee and stuff.

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  4. Thank you for starting my day with a laugh. Don't think I'd hire him, but I might keep the picture.

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  5. LOL..Bubba may not know how to spell, but he was smart enough to realize leaving his picture wiped out the competition. hahaha....

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  6. Robyn at Life by Chocolate would have a field day with this post!

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  7. hahah LOL I think it was too difficult for you to write it :)

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  8. You never cease to amaze me with your wit, Michael. Downright hilarity! :)

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  9. He, he...I could think of many jobs to keep Bubba busy. ;)

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  10. Too funny Michael.

    Your story reminds me of when I was consulting with a male computer manager to hire a new entry level staffer. A female candidate and a male candidate were very close, and I gave him some options to further explore in how to decide who best to offer the job to. He looked at my list and gave me a one sentence reply (that I'll leave to your imagination). He hire the female candidate--and I would not doubt that he tried for a bikini photo of his employee at a later time.

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  11. Seriously laughing!!!!!

    Is he still available?

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  12. I can tell the applicant is a very hard worker.

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  13. Just like looking in a mirror. Well, except that he's so lumpy.

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  14. Ha! I'm not the type that likes muscles. There's something about that many muscles that creeps me out.

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  15. He spelled "u" and "ur" incorrectly.

    And he looks like he already has a job on the farm.

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  16. I did hire him, and he's working out just fine. Also, oddly enough, he can use spell and use "pique" properly. ;-)

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  17. I loved this, Michael. It is true that good-looking people get the job over ordinary people. Women and men alike. Not fair at all.

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  18. I hope your Thursday is going well as well.

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  19. lol!! Yep, I'd hire Bubba too, especially if he wore that outfit to work.

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  20. Dear Bubba,

    You sound like a smart fella and a real go-getter. I really coulda used yer help a couple years back. Unforchunately, I'm currently 'tween gigs right now too.

    Gud luck and thanks,

    G. W. Bush

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  21. only if he doesn't talk like that, too ;)

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  22. This was hilarious! Where's the BEEF? This has added extra laughter to my early morning, oh......you're good, great sense of humour. And I like the photo.....oh.... by golly.... it's my twin! I had a nickname for him, it was 'Perky Pecs'! Thanks for joining us up again! You rock dude.....later....

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  23. If he starts singing country music though the deal is off. Or if he takes off the hat and he has a crew cut. Dudes need hair!

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  24. I'd hire both Bubba and his twin brother if he has it... He hasn't? Oh, why are you breaking my sweet dreams....

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