Death by man child gobbling them up five at a time.
Served up on a spatula. Run peeps!
Bodies splayed open on the edge of a glass. So cruel.
Entombed and impaled! Oh the horror!
Mired in molten chocolate frosting on top of cupcakes awaiting to be devoured whole like a shark consuming a seal.
Squished to death between two graham crackers so that nothing recognizable remains.
Boiled alive in hot chocolate. If only you could hear their screams...
Tell me, dear readers, how many peeps will die by your hands before April is gone?
LOL, Peeps are way to sweet (not pretty but diabetic sweet type) for me to kill. As a kid though, I was the death by man-child type. I live near my grandkids now, so I guess I'll see how they devour the critters. My dislike of anything too sugary had rubbed off on my kids, and the last one in the house hasn't had one in years. Maybe I'll give him a row and see what happens.
ReplyDeleteProbably not too many these days, but I have a guilty past.
ReplyDeleteBoiling them alive! I like it.
ReplyDeleteNot a big fan of the Peeps. If we end up with a package, I'll eat a couple. But prefer the Reese's Peanut Butter Cup Eggs.
You are missing my ever favorite Peep Show: http://www.neatorama.com/2011/04/08/13-hilarious-peeps-candy-easter-dioramas/
ReplyDeleteIn fact there are several great ones there. I love Peeps. I know I'm too old and it's not dignified, but there it is.
Peeps are made by union labor. USA! USA!
ReplyDeleteHa! I do get a sadistic thrill out of watching them blow up to twice their size in the microwave. :D
ReplyDeleteI usually indulge in one Peeps package every spring. I'm quite intrigued by this hot chocolate idea.
ReplyDeleteI saw a post on Pinterest where if you stick toothpicks into two peeps, set them facing each other, and put them in the microwave, that they will swordfight until they blow up to twice their size. I have not yet tried it, but probably will this year.
My wife loves these things but for me it's like eating Styrofoam.
ReplyDeleteYou forgot the microwave.
ReplyDeleteNone - - - they are too cute.
ReplyDeleteThe worst is Smores. Why ? They cannot find regular marshmellows?
Boiled in hot chocolate sounds yummy. But the comment above about blowing them up in the microwave sounds like fun--in a sick kinda way.
ReplyDeleteNone. I don't do Peeps. Never developed a taste for them. Cadbury's Mini Eggs, however...
ReplyDeleteNever had peeps in my life. There will be death and tragedy in the future of my character peeps however. From your friendly author sadist. Come on we all do it in some way.
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