So you finally made it. You are now a published author. You pop out your handy Kindle, Nook, or iPad and show your friends/family the labor of your one+ years of work and are greeted with an advertisement with the whistling guy promoting "Extenz" or the latest/greatest advertisement for E.D.
Yup. advertising is coming to the ebook. Read about it here.
I'm hoping for feminine hygiene products myself. As a man, that would at least show that the people behind the ebooks are doing their demographic research. O.o /sarcasm