Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the best show EVER. Seriously, just watch and be amazed. Oh SyFy...you clever television programmer you. And yes, I actually watched it this past weekend.
...yes, regrettable but true, while channel surfing over the weekend, I stumbled upon this instant classic, and well, finished up the last ten minutes. Geez, the childhood nerd still rears its ugly head on occasion ;)
(and by the way, you've earned some kudos over on my blogger pad, Michael)
{TS/DR}: Give us more, Michael! What do you like about Supershark? Besides the fact that he's SUPERSHARK? (He? She? Is there a family of supersharks?)
I want to see a whole line of Supershark movies. I want to see Supershark run for president. Of the Universe. Supershark: Universe President. That is a movie I could get behind. Sample scene:
AT THE HALL OF MINISTERS, WHERE ALIEN RACES ARE DEBATING AN INVASION FROM THE 15TH DIMENSION:
PREZ SUPERSHARK: "I am tired of parliamentary procedure! Supershark will simply invade the 16th dimension and force them to fight our wars for us!"
EVERYONE IN THE UNIVERSE: "That's why we voted for you Supershark!"
TEA PARTY VOTERS: "That and because you produced a birth certificate showing you were, after all, born in our dimension."
Just in case you don't catch my response to you on my blog:
I did try that. He told me he wanted me to post the review. I made the offer twice, before reading it after I'd only looked at the preview and after I finished reading it. Both times, he told me to post it. I didn't know what else to do at that point.
See, my theory is all the people involved in this disaster knew they were making something so bad it would break all records for bad, so they went for broke. Hence I applaud them for making a hideously awful unwatchable movie.
Wow, even I could act better than that!
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ReplyDelete"That's one big ass shark." XD
ReplyDeleteAlso, walking tank vs super shark = best fight scene EVER! LOL. Why, oh why France don't you have programs like this? :P
Did she honestly think a beach umbrella would intimidate that Mutha?!?
ReplyDeleteLove the tank!
A tank that does kung fu kicks, it's the future!
ReplyDelete...yes, regrettable but true, while channel surfing over the weekend, I stumbled upon this instant classic, and well, finished up the last ten minutes. Geez, the childhood nerd still rears its ugly head on occasion ;)
ReplyDelete(and by the way, you've earned some kudos over on my blogger pad, Michael)
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Okay, it's official. I'm never going back to the beach.
ReplyDelete"It flies."
ReplyDeleteWhere are the guys from MST3K when you need them?
How did you survive??? This looks like one my family would put in just to laugh ourselves silly.
ReplyDeleteAnd was that Bo Duke there at the end? (Telling my age I know, but he was my first crush when I was in Kindergarten)
most stupidass thing i've ever seen, gonna die laughing! :P lol
ReplyDeleteHaha! WTF? This looks awesome. All it needs a little nudity, ala Revenge of the Nerds, and it's an instant classic.
ReplyDeleteHa,ha,ha,ha! So campy. I'd love to have been a fly on the wall when the writer sold this concept to the producers. What were they high on?
ReplyDeleteWow, my IQ just dropped watching that trailer. Thanks a lot, Michael, thanks a lot.
ReplyDeleteTheir movies are so cheesy they really do need the MST3K guys at the bottom of the screen.
ReplyDeleteI watched that trailer an hour ago and still can't get that stupid song out of my head ... "Supa Shark!"
ReplyDeleteThanks for that....
Such riveting dialogue:
ReplyDelete'blow his ass up'
'a walking tank for a walking shark'
'that's one big ass shark'
Be still my heart.
I hope these guys are willing to share whatever they're smoking. Oh and Michael, 'what are you smoking?'
I'll have to come back later to watch; I don't want to disturb the breakfasting that is supposed to be happening.
ReplyDeleteShark Week is at the end of July. Don't they know this?
ReplyDeleteThanks so much for this, Michael. Brilliant, simply brilliant x
ReplyDeleteI truly have no words. Just in time for summer?
ReplyDelete{TS/DR}: Give us more, Michael! What do you like about Supershark? Besides the fact that he's SUPERSHARK? (He? She? Is there a family of supersharks?)
ReplyDeleteI want to see a whole line of Supershark movies. I want to see Supershark run for president. Of the Universe. Supershark: Universe President. That is a movie I could get behind. Sample scene:
AT THE HALL OF MINISTERS, WHERE ALIEN RACES ARE DEBATING AN INVASION FROM THE 15TH DIMENSION:
PREZ SUPERSHARK: "I am tired of parliamentary procedure! Supershark will simply invade the 16th dimension and force them to fight our wars for us!"
EVERYONE IN THE UNIVERSE: "That's why we voted for you Supershark!"
TEA PARTY VOTERS: "That and because you produced a birth certificate showing you were, after all, born in our dimension."
*shakes head* Oh dear... :)
ReplyDeleteJust in case you don't catch my response to you on my blog:
ReplyDeleteI did try that. He told me he wanted me to post the review. I made the offer twice, before reading it after I'd only looked at the preview and after I finished reading it. Both times, he told me to post it. I didn't know what else to do at that point.
I made it 20 seconds in, that was it for me. :)
ReplyDeleteMy thoughts went something like this: Wow ... huh? Just wow! lol
ReplyDeleteThat looks just...great. How do I thank you for sharing?
ReplyDeleteO_o That's so bad it's almost good.
ReplyDeleteAlmost.
*shudder*
Isn't SHARKTOPUS a better one? :)
ReplyDelete@Briane: You made me LOL
ReplyDelete@Dezmond: You just wanted to say sharktopus.
Wow, Supershark is one badass fish!
ReplyDeleteI'm with Matt - more nudity for all!
ReplyDeleteLOL...so this was really on the syfy channel? O.o
ReplyDeleteSee, my theory is all the people involved in this disaster knew they were making something so bad it would break all records for bad, so they went for broke. Hence I applaud them for making a hideously awful unwatchable movie.
ReplyDeleteI can't believe I just watched that video. LOL.
ReplyDeleteYou did NOT watch that movie! I'm laughing. I've only seen these kinds of clips on The Soup.
ReplyDeleteWow Michael, some jaw-dropping action in that. And here's me thinking that "Battlefield Earth" was the best movie, ever! Or maybe not....
ReplyDeleteI did actually :)
ReplyDeleteLol how are they going to top this?
ReplyDeleteWhat the? That was crazy. My fav part is when it takes down the plane. haha
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