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Thursday, May 31, 2012

Best. Movie. Ever.

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the best show EVER. Seriously, just watch and be amazed. Oh SyFy...you clever television programmer you. And yes, I actually watched it this past weekend.
Have a great Thursday.
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39 comments:

  1. Ted CrossMay 31, 2012 at 12:15 AM

    Wow, even I could act better than that!

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  2. Elise FallsonMay 31, 2012 at 12:49 AM

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  3. Elise FallsonMay 31, 2012 at 12:50 AM

    "That's one big ass shark." XD

    Also, walking tank vs super shark = best fight scene EVER! LOL. Why, oh why France don't you have programs like this? :P

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  4. A Daft Scots LassMay 31, 2012 at 1:45 AM

    Did she honestly think a beach umbrella would intimidate that Mutha?!?

    Love the tank!

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  5. mooderinoMay 31, 2012 at 4:10 AM

    A tank that does kung fu kicks, it's the future!

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  6. Elliot GraceMay 31, 2012 at 4:17 AM

    ...yes, regrettable but true, while channel surfing over the weekend, I stumbled upon this instant classic, and well, finished up the last ten minutes. Geez, the childhood nerd still rears its ugly head on occasion ;)

    (and by the way, you've earned some kudos over on my blogger pad, Michael)

    El

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  7. J.L. CampbellMay 31, 2012 at 5:01 AM

    Okay, it's official. I'm never going back to the beach.

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  8. Alex J. CavanaughMay 31, 2012 at 5:09 AM

    "It flies."
    Where are the guys from MST3K when you need them?

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  9. Charity BradfordMay 31, 2012 at 5:13 AM

    How did you survive??? This looks like one my family would put in just to laugh ourselves silly.

    And was that Bo Duke there at the end? (Telling my age I know, but he was my first crush when I was in Kindergarten)

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  10. laughingwolfMay 31, 2012 at 5:37 AM

    most stupidass thing i've ever seen, gonna die laughing! :P lol

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  11. Matthew MacNishMay 31, 2012 at 5:40 AM

    Haha! WTF? This looks awesome. All it needs a little nudity, ala Revenge of the Nerds, and it's an instant classic.

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  12. Leigh CaronMay 31, 2012 at 5:42 AM

    Ha,ha,ha,ha! So campy. I'd love to have been a fly on the wall when the writer sold this concept to the producers. What were they high on?

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  13. UnknownMay 31, 2012 at 6:10 AM

    Wow, my IQ just dropped watching that trailer. Thanks a lot, Michael, thanks a lot.

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  14. PT DillowayMay 31, 2012 at 6:25 AM

    Their movies are so cheesy they really do need the MST3K guys at the bottom of the screen.

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  15. Kevin LongMay 31, 2012 at 6:42 AM

    I watched that trailer an hour ago and still can't get that stupid song out of my head ... "Supa Shark!"

    Thanks for that....

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  16. farawayeyesMay 31, 2012 at 7:54 AM

    Such riveting dialogue:

    'blow his ass up'

    'a walking tank for a walking shark'

    'that's one big ass shark'

    Be still my heart.

    I hope these guys are willing to share whatever they're smoking. Oh and Michael, 'what are you smoking?'

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  17. Andrew LeonMay 31, 2012 at 8:41 AM

    I'll have to come back later to watch; I don't want to disturb the breakfasting that is supposed to be happening.

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  18. Liz A.May 31, 2012 at 9:36 AM

    Shark Week is at the end of July. Don't they know this?

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  19. Valentina HepburnMay 31, 2012 at 10:23 AM

    Thanks so much for this, Michael. Brilliant, simply brilliant x

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  20. Amber LinMay 31, 2012 at 10:32 AM

    I truly have no words. Just in time for summer?

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  21. BrianeMay 31, 2012 at 11:00 AM

    {TS/DR}: Give us more, Michael! What do you like about Supershark? Besides the fact that he's SUPERSHARK? (He? She? Is there a family of supersharks?)

    I want to see a whole line of Supershark movies. I want to see Supershark run for president. Of the Universe. Supershark: Universe President. That is a movie I could get behind. Sample scene:

    AT THE HALL OF MINISTERS, WHERE ALIEN RACES ARE DEBATING AN INVASION FROM THE 15TH DIMENSION:

    PREZ SUPERSHARK: "I am tired of parliamentary procedure! Supershark will simply invade the 16th dimension and force them to fight our wars for us!"

    EVERYONE IN THE UNIVERSE: "That's why we voted for you Supershark!"

    TEA PARTY VOTERS: "That and because you produced a birth certificate showing you were, after all, born in our dimension."

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  22. MorganMay 31, 2012 at 11:08 AM

    *shakes head* Oh dear... :)

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  23. Andrew LeonMay 31, 2012 at 11:28 AM

    Just in case you don't catch my response to you on my blog:

    I did try that. He told me he wanted me to post the review. I made the offer twice, before reading it after I'd only looked at the preview and after I finished reading it. Both times, he told me to post it. I didn't know what else to do at that point.

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  24. CiaraMay 31, 2012 at 11:29 AM

    I made it 20 seconds in, that was it for me. :)

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  25. UnknownMay 31, 2012 at 11:59 AM

    My thoughts went something like this: Wow ... huh? Just wow! lol

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  26. Brent WescottMay 31, 2012 at 12:11 PM

    That looks just...great. How do I thank you for sharing?

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  27. Misha GerrickMay 31, 2012 at 1:40 PM

    O_o That's so bad it's almost good.

    Almost.

    *shudder*

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  28. DEZMONDMay 31, 2012 at 2:16 PM

    Isn't SHARKTOPUS a better one? :)

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  29. Michael Offutt, Phantom ReaderMay 31, 2012 at 2:36 PM

    @Briane: You made me LOL

    @Dezmond: You just wanted to say sharktopus.

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  30. Luanne G. SmithMay 31, 2012 at 2:42 PM

    Wow, Supershark is one badass fish!

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  31. Sarah AhiersMay 31, 2012 at 2:58 PM

    I'm with Matt - more nudity for all!

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  32. CindyMay 31, 2012 at 4:12 PM

    LOL...so this was really on the syfy channel? O.o

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  33. HelenaMay 31, 2012 at 4:45 PM

    See, my theory is all the people involved in this disaster knew they were making something so bad it would break all records for bad, so they went for broke. Hence I applaud them for making a hideously awful unwatchable movie.

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  34. Golden EagleMay 31, 2012 at 5:41 PM

    I can't believe I just watched that video. LOL.

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  35. Theresa MilsteinMay 31, 2012 at 6:39 PM

    You did NOT watch that movie! I'm laughing. I've only seen these kinds of clips on The Soup.

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  36. klahanieMay 31, 2012 at 6:46 PM

    Wow Michael, some jaw-dropping action in that. And here's me thinking that "Battlefield Earth" was the best movie, ever! Or maybe not....

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  37. DEZMONDJune 1, 2012 at 1:57 PM

    I did actually :)

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  38. Alyson BurdetteJune 1, 2012 at 11:32 PM

    Lol how are they going to top this?

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  39. UnknownJune 4, 2012 at 11:15 AM

    What the? That was crazy. My fav part is when it takes down the plane. haha

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