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Thursday, May 31, 2012

Best. Movie. Ever.

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the best show EVER. Seriously, just watch and be amazed. Oh SyFy...you clever television programmer you. And yes, I actually watched it this past weekend.
Have a great Thursday.

39 comments:

  1. Wow, even I could act better than that!

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  3. "That's one big ass shark." XD

    Also, walking tank vs super shark = best fight scene EVER! LOL. Why, oh why France don't you have programs like this? :P

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  4. Did she honestly think a beach umbrella would intimidate that Mutha?!?

    Love the tank!

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  5. A tank that does kung fu kicks, it's the future!

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  6. ...yes, regrettable but true, while channel surfing over the weekend, I stumbled upon this instant classic, and well, finished up the last ten minutes. Geez, the childhood nerd still rears its ugly head on occasion ;)

    (and by the way, you've earned some kudos over on my blogger pad, Michael)

    El

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  7. Okay, it's official. I'm never going back to the beach.

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  8. "It flies."
    Where are the guys from MST3K when you need them?

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  9. How did you survive??? This looks like one my family would put in just to laugh ourselves silly.

    And was that Bo Duke there at the end? (Telling my age I know, but he was my first crush when I was in Kindergarten)

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  10. most stupidass thing i've ever seen, gonna die laughing! :P lol

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  11. Haha! WTF? This looks awesome. All it needs a little nudity, ala Revenge of the Nerds, and it's an instant classic.

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  12. Ha,ha,ha,ha! So campy. I'd love to have been a fly on the wall when the writer sold this concept to the producers. What were they high on?

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  13. Wow, my IQ just dropped watching that trailer. Thanks a lot, Michael, thanks a lot.

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  14. Their movies are so cheesy they really do need the MST3K guys at the bottom of the screen.

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  15. I watched that trailer an hour ago and still can't get that stupid song out of my head ... "Supa Shark!"

    Thanks for that....

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  16. Such riveting dialogue:

    'blow his ass up'

    'a walking tank for a walking shark'

    'that's one big ass shark'

    Be still my heart.

    I hope these guys are willing to share whatever they're smoking. Oh and Michael, 'what are you smoking?'

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  17. I'll have to come back later to watch; I don't want to disturb the breakfasting that is supposed to be happening.

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  18. Shark Week is at the end of July. Don't they know this?

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  19. Thanks so much for this, Michael. Brilliant, simply brilliant x

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  20. I truly have no words. Just in time for summer?

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  21. {TS/DR}: Give us more, Michael! What do you like about Supershark? Besides the fact that he's SUPERSHARK? (He? She? Is there a family of supersharks?)

    I want to see a whole line of Supershark movies. I want to see Supershark run for president. Of the Universe. Supershark: Universe President. That is a movie I could get behind. Sample scene:

    AT THE HALL OF MINISTERS, WHERE ALIEN RACES ARE DEBATING AN INVASION FROM THE 15TH DIMENSION:

    PREZ SUPERSHARK: "I am tired of parliamentary procedure! Supershark will simply invade the 16th dimension and force them to fight our wars for us!"

    EVERYONE IN THE UNIVERSE: "That's why we voted for you Supershark!"

    TEA PARTY VOTERS: "That and because you produced a birth certificate showing you were, after all, born in our dimension."

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  22. Just in case you don't catch my response to you on my blog:

    I did try that. He told me he wanted me to post the review. I made the offer twice, before reading it after I'd only looked at the preview and after I finished reading it. Both times, he told me to post it. I didn't know what else to do at that point.

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  23. I made it 20 seconds in, that was it for me. :)

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  24. My thoughts went something like this: Wow ... huh? Just wow! lol

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  25. That looks just...great. How do I thank you for sharing?

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  26. O_o That's so bad it's almost good.

    Almost.

    *shudder*

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  27. Isn't SHARKTOPUS a better one? :)

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  28. @Briane: You made me LOL

    @Dezmond: You just wanted to say sharktopus.

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  29. Wow, Supershark is one badass fish!

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  30. I'm with Matt - more nudity for all!

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  31. LOL...so this was really on the syfy channel? O.o

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  32. See, my theory is all the people involved in this disaster knew they were making something so bad it would break all records for bad, so they went for broke. Hence I applaud them for making a hideously awful unwatchable movie.

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  33. I can't believe I just watched that video. LOL.

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  34. You did NOT watch that movie! I'm laughing. I've only seen these kinds of clips on The Soup.

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  35. Wow Michael, some jaw-dropping action in that. And here's me thinking that "Battlefield Earth" was the best movie, ever! Or maybe not....

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  36. Lol how are they going to top this?

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  37. What the? That was crazy. My fav part is when it takes down the plane. haha

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