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Wednesday, March 9, 2011

Something Y'all Need!

My friend Lynn found this for me. You know that you seriously can't
live without this, right? Soooo classy.  The fact that this was invented
truly restores my faith in American ingenuity.  All this needs is a
commercial with a musical score done to Johnny Cash or Eminem ala
Chrysler and/or Jeep.
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14 comments:

  1. Hart JohnsonMarch 9, 2011 at 8:26 AM

    BUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! What an excellent idea! Though that wine rack would definitely need to stick to reds. White wine should be chilled, and chilled boobies are NOT pleasant.

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  2. DemitriaMarch 9, 2011 at 10:33 AM

    I need one. Now. Think they'll notice it at work?

    demitrialunetta.blogspot.com

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  3. ReginaMarch 9, 2011 at 10:54 AM

    Oh, I really like this idea. I have to get one for my husband, and me. We will have matching beer bellies. Hee hee. I think these are great. Thanks for the post. So funny.

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  4. HowLynnTimeMarch 9, 2011 at 11:26 AM

    Something about this just says DUNE to me - especially the guy with the glasses -

    The girls could use the belly as a preggo- crossover item. 25 ounces vs. 80!

    Yummy - body temp. beverages! hehehehe you find the craziest stuff.

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  5. Coreene CallahanMarch 9, 2011 at 12:31 PM

    So funny! Oh, the crazy things people will do to sneak their beverages in under the radar. (:

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  6. Michael Offutt, Phantom ReaderMarch 9, 2011 at 3:51 PM

    Hart: Ooo I didn't know that about wines. Good to know.

    Demitria: I agree...they're kinda cool.

    Regina: Thanks for stopping by.

    HowLynnTime: If only I could post a Dune lolcat as a comment. I totally would. He that controls the spice, controls the universe!

    E.C. Smith: Those sneaky alcoholics. Tsk tsk.

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  7. Alyson BurdetteMarch 9, 2011 at 3:58 PM

    Ha ha! I'd love to see the infomercial for this!

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  8. Denise Covey March 9, 2011 at 4:03 PM

    This is a hoot Michael. Thank you for coming by my blog and your kind comments.

    Denise<3

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  9. Christine TylerMarch 9, 2011 at 4:19 PM

    This is...weird.
    Thank you for posting it :D

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  10. Rusty CarlMarch 9, 2011 at 8:01 PM

    ooh... I'm getting them both, a chubby guy with man-boobs isn't that unusual. I'll have to start taking the bus to work though, no way I can drive after 80 oz of beer and 25 oz of wine.

    Man, my day at work would be awesome though.

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  11. Misha GerrickMarch 10, 2011 at 4:20 AM

    Damn. No nude colored drinking bras. I swear, they did NO marketing research.

    ;-P

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  12. Bess WeatherbyMarch 10, 2011 at 7:48 AM

    All this needs is a most excellent infomercial and it will be the next Snuggy. WHAT COULD GO WRONG?

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  13. Sierra GardnerMarch 10, 2011 at 12:54 PM

    I anticipate a problem. How many women want to watch their chest deflate when they drink?

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  14. SaumyaMarch 10, 2011 at 2:48 PM

    Hahaha. This is a gift for women everywhere!

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