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Friday, May 17, 2019

My brain refuses to acknowledge that Robert Pattinson has now been cast as The Batman.

Uh...Robert Pattinson has now been cast as The Batman. Uhm...I can't even. I-I don't like this. Say it's a nightmare or an April Fool's joke that's a month too late. Did no one at Warner Brothers even see him perform as Edward in Twilight? Did no one care? I miss the days of Christian Bale playing Batman so bad. We had it so good and never really appreciated it.

If anyone needs me, I'm going to be sailing on the River Denial.
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7 comments:

  1. Alex J. CavanaughMay 17, 2019 at 8:15 AM

    Really? I guess they wanted a really brooding Batman.
    Christian Bale was the best Batman although I haven't minded Affleck in the role.

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  2. Andrew LeonMay 17, 2019 at 8:34 AM

    It's just another example of Warner Brothers.

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  3. Liz A.May 17, 2019 at 10:17 AM

    He could surprise you...

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  4. PT DillowayMay 17, 2019 at 2:49 PM

    That was my reaction mostly.

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    1. PT DillowayMay 17, 2019 at 7:49 PM

      I really hope they're just doing this as leverage in negotiations with a better actor, like...almost anyone.

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  5. Tony LaplumeMay 17, 2019 at 9:39 PM

    Have you seen any other Pattinson movies?

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  6. HelenaMay 19, 2019 at 10:23 PM

    The only movie I've seen Pattinson in is the Harry Potter ones. I could never get into Twilight and all those brooding, sulking teens, so I have no idea if he'll be a good Batman. Maybe the studio is trying to draw in more young females to the franchise?

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