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Monday, March 2, 2015

So many peeps die from March to April every year and these are some of the ways in which y'all commit murder

Death by man child gobbling them up five at a time.
Served up on a spatula. Run peeps!
Bodies splayed open on the edge of a glass. So cruel.
Entombed and impaled! Oh the horror!
Mired in molten chocolate frosting on top of cupcakes awaiting to be devoured whole like a shark consuming a seal.
Squished to death between two graham crackers so that nothing recognizable remains.
Boiled alive in hot chocolate. If only you could hear their screams...
Tell me, dear readers, how many peeps will die by your hands before April is gone?
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13 comments:

  1. dolorahMarch 2, 2015 at 1:36 AM

    LOL, Peeps are way to sweet (not pretty but diabetic sweet type) for me to kill. As a kid though, I was the death by man-child type. I live near my grandkids now, so I guess I'll see how they devour the critters. My dislike of anything too sugary had rubbed off on my kids, and the last one in the house hasn't had one in years. Maybe I'll give him a row and see what happens.

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  2. CindyMarch 2, 2015 at 4:21 AM

    Probably not too many these days, but I have a guilty past.

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  3. Alex J. CavanaughMarch 2, 2015 at 4:28 AM

    Boiling them alive! I like it.
    Not a big fan of the Peeps. If we end up with a package, I'll eat a couple. But prefer the Reese's Peanut Butter Cup Eggs.

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  4. Hart JohnsonMarch 2, 2015 at 6:50 AM

    You are missing my ever favorite Peep Show: http://www.neatorama.com/2011/04/08/13-hilarious-peeps-candy-easter-dioramas/

    In fact there are several great ones there. I love Peeps. I know I'm too old and it's not dignified, but there it is.

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  5. PT DillowayMarch 2, 2015 at 6:50 AM

    Peeps are made by union labor. USA! USA!

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  6. Luanne G. SmithMarch 2, 2015 at 7:23 AM

    Ha! I do get a sadistic thrill out of watching them blow up to twice their size in the microwave. :D

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  7. M.J. FifieldMarch 2, 2015 at 7:33 AM

    I usually indulge in one Peeps package every spring. I'm quite intrigued by this hot chocolate idea.

    I saw a post on Pinterest where if you stick toothpicks into two peeps, set them facing each other, and put them in the microwave, that they will swordfight until they blow up to twice their size. I have not yet tried it, but probably will this year.

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  8. stephen HayesMarch 2, 2015 at 11:30 AM

    My wife loves these things but for me it's like eating Styrofoam.

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  9. Andrew LeonMarch 2, 2015 at 12:45 PM

    You forgot the microwave.

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  10. MunirGhiasuddinMarch 2, 2015 at 6:19 PM

    None - - - they are too cute.

    The worst is Smores. Why ? They cannot find regular marshmellows?

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  11. HelenaMarch 2, 2015 at 7:10 PM

    Boiled in hot chocolate sounds yummy. But the comment above about blowing them up in the microwave sounds like fun--in a sick kinda way.

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  12. Liz A.March 2, 2015 at 8:28 PM

    None. I don't do Peeps. Never developed a taste for them. Cadbury's Mini Eggs, however...

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  13. Sheena-kay GrahamMarch 4, 2015 at 12:53 PM

    Never had peeps in my life. There will be death and tragedy in the future of my character peeps however. From your friendly author sadist. Come on we all do it in some way.

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