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Wednesday, April 11, 2012

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On Ellen, the host asked Sofia Vergara if she thought if brunettes or blondes had more fun.


Sofia responded:

“I would say the girls with the bigger boobs. I’ve been blonde and I’ve been brunette. I speak from experience.”

Remember ladies. With great power comes great responsibility.
This gets taught to every guy sooner or later from the wise men on the mountain.
I Love Modern Family. Ciao.
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44 comments:

  1. A Daft Scots LassApril 11, 2012 at 2:27 AM

    Yeah, I ♥ BOOBS

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  2. Mark KoopmansApril 11, 2012 at 2:47 AM

    Too funny, Mike, you wise man :)

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  3. Elise FallsonApril 11, 2012 at 2:47 AM

    Bahahahhh!
    Touché Sofia, touché.... (;

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  4. Alex J. CavanaughApril 11, 2012 at 4:34 AM

    She wouldn't have fun around this guy because my first thought would be "Those are fake."

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  5. BrindaApril 11, 2012 at 4:58 AM

    You always discuss such deep topics.

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  6. HuntressApril 11, 2012 at 5:44 AM

    Well. Hm. Um. *eyebrow raised*

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  7. Rusty CarlApril 11, 2012 at 5:47 AM

    Well, okay then.

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  8. PT DillowayApril 11, 2012 at 6:18 AM

    There's always something Freudian to me about men who are attracted to boobs above all else. Or maybe something Oedipal, like they never got over suckling off Mommy.

    Me, I look at a woman's hair first. I think that tells you more. I mean if she can't be bothered to comb it or anything then you can figure she's probably a slob. And if she has it dyed really badly or in some horrendous style then you know there are some other issues going on.

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  9. Luanne G. SmithApril 11, 2012 at 6:33 AM

    Remember my post on comparison? J is for jealous. Sophia is gorgeous...and funny too.

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  10. UnknownApril 11, 2012 at 7:25 AM

    Funny! She's been both, she knows. I love that.

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  11. trilesApril 11, 2012 at 7:28 AM

    Gotta love Sofia-beautiful and funny. She was great on SNL last weekend.

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  12. farawayeyesApril 11, 2012 at 7:29 AM

    I've actually seen this show and thought it was hilarious.

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  13. UnknownApril 11, 2012 at 7:31 AM

    LOL

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  14. Kela McClellandApril 11, 2012 at 7:43 AM

    LOL, love it...

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  15. LarriApril 11, 2012 at 7:46 AM

    You are decidedly male. ☺ Enjoyed your post and look forward to reading more. Happy Wednesday! ☺

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  16. Jay NoelApril 11, 2012 at 8:52 AM

    Base, yet profound.

    You made me laugh out loud!

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  17. Laura DiamondApril 11, 2012 at 9:36 AM

    Hahaha, what? LOL!

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  18. MorganApril 11, 2012 at 10:10 AM

    Ah-hahahahaha!!!!!!!

    I LOVE MODERN FAMILY TOO...

    LOVE IT.

    And wow. Didn't know about the great power and responsibility and all that. SO AWESOME.

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  19. BrianeApril 11, 2012 at 10:37 AM

    I've read a lot of your blog but this post outshines them all for pure genius.

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  20. BrianeApril 11, 2012 at 10:38 AM

    I've read a lot of your blog but this post outshines them all for pure genius.

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  21. Sarah AhiersApril 11, 2012 at 10:49 AM

    eh, i wish i had smaller boobs. Big boobs are overrated. They can be umcomfortable and make clothes shopping difficult, which is weird when you think about our society's obsession with the boobies.

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  22. Johanna GarthApril 11, 2012 at 11:09 AM

    Love her! So clever.

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  23. mooderinoApril 11, 2012 at 11:15 AM

    Sometime boobs can be too big. There, I've said it.

    (not hers, they're great)

    mood

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  24. stephen HayesApril 11, 2012 at 11:23 AM

    I'll take Sofia's word for it, but I hardly notice the color of her hair.

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  25. Emily R. KingApril 11, 2012 at 11:26 AM

    LOL! I'm not well-endowed, so I don't know what it's like to have THAT much fun.

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  26. Elizabeth TwistApril 11, 2012 at 11:56 AM

    Everyone here loves boobs enough to have clicked through this post. I trust this will be your most popular one yet, Michael.

    (pssstt....I bought your book. Can't wait to read it.)

    A-Z @ Elizabeth Twist

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  27. J.L. CampbellApril 11, 2012 at 12:14 PM

    I have no idea why women go for augmentation. Boobs are overrated, I think. :D

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  28. Leigh CovingtonApril 11, 2012 at 2:03 PM

    Lol. oh man I think you're right! OkI know you're right. And I love that u are bold enough to say it. Men! :)

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  29. Liz A.April 11, 2012 at 3:12 PM

    Copy/paste Sarah Ahiers' comment. Completely agree.

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  30. Theresa MilsteinApril 11, 2012 at 3:19 PM

    Having a good rack helps. I've never been blonde.

    I don't like Modern Family though.

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  31. Alyson BurdetteApril 11, 2012 at 3:25 PM

    lol

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  32. Michael Offutt, Phantom ReaderApril 11, 2012 at 3:48 PM

    Thanks for stopping by everyone. Yeah...as you can see by this post, I discuss the important things in life.

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  33. Leslie S. RoseApril 11, 2012 at 5:25 PM

    I think a Barney clip from HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER is missing here. Love the Dexter reference. Visiting from the A to Z and waving from my position at the end of the 600's.

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  34. David P. KingApril 11, 2012 at 6:26 PM

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  35. David P. KingApril 11, 2012 at 6:26 PM

    Well ... If I had to pick a day of all days to drop in and see how your A to Z is coming along. ;)

    Been following your posts, but finally getting back into the commenting side of things. Thanks for being a good sport.

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  36. Brooke R. BusseApril 11, 2012 at 6:39 PM

    My one best friend has larger boobs. And she hates it. The other one has smaller boobs. And she hates it. Guess I'm happy in the middle. :)

    And.... can't believe I'm posting this.

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  37. CiaraApril 11, 2012 at 7:21 PM

    I just can't get through that show.

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  38. Tasha SeegmillerApril 11, 2012 at 8:03 PM

    HAHAHA! I haven't been here for a few days and I come back to boobs. I think I have a serious case of boob envy...

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  39. Andrew LeonApril 11, 2012 at 9:58 PM

    Sometimes, you make me confused.

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  40. BelleApril 11, 2012 at 11:52 PM

    I love that show too! I was a 32A when I was a teenager and it pissed me off. After I had babies I got bigger, but I didn't have more fun.

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  41. Sarah TokeleyApril 12, 2012 at 2:19 AM

    I'm more jealous of her hair.

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  42. DanetteApril 12, 2012 at 5:13 PM

    I agree. Women with big boobs get the guys. Women worry about their hair, their makeup, their weight, and the guys don't even see it if they have boobs-- their eyes are glued to the cleavage.

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  43. SlamdunkApril 12, 2012 at 7:45 PM

    As a married man, this is where I guess I resort to leaving a comment about how cold and blah the weather has been up here for the past few weeks...

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  44. The BeansApril 12, 2012 at 8:13 PM

    I heart Sofia Vergara, although she clearly isn't telling that having big boobs isn't all it's cracked up to be (I know from experience).

    Whenever I remember that she wanted to be a dentist, it cracks me up. ^.^

    -Barb the French Bean

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