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Thursday, December 1, 2011

Bubba's Resume

My Resimay

To hoom it
mae cunsern,

I waunt to apply for the job
what I saw in the paper.

I kin
Type realee qwik wit one finggar and do sum a
counting.

I think I am good on the
fone and I no I am a pepole person, Pepole realee
seam to reespond too me well. Certain men and all the ladies.

I no my spelling is not
too good but find that I Offen can get a
job wit my
persinalety.

My
salerery is open so we kin discus wat you
want to pay me and wat you think that I am
werth,

I kin start emeditely.
Thank yoo in advanse fore yore
anser..

hopifuly Yore best aplicant so
farr.

Sinseerly,

Bubba

PS:

Because my resimay is a bit short - below is a
pickture of me.

Employer's response:

Dear Bubba:

It's Okay honey ... We've got spell check.

See you tomorrow!

Ladies, don't even deny that you wouldn't hire this guy :P
Have a great Thursday :)
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33 comments:

  1. UnknownDecember 1, 2011 at 12:35 AM

    It's good to be awake so I can catch things like this. Still, I have to question whether this Bubba is actually literate enough to read the classifieds. Great rack on 'im, though.

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  2. JenDecember 1, 2011 at 2:38 AM

    Ha! Guilty!

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  3. DRCDecember 1, 2011 at 2:51 AM

    Also guilty... ;)

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  4. Miranda HardyDecember 1, 2011 at 3:39 AM

    I'd hire him. lol

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  5. laughingwolfDecember 1, 2011 at 4:25 AM

    sorry fella, got no use for no cow poke... i get my beef, sliced and wrapped, from the local butcher... she knows my fave cuts! :O lol

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  6. CherylAnne HamDecember 1, 2011 at 4:47 AM

    Thanks for starting my day with a laugh! Oh, he is so hired. He can like, make me coffee and stuff.

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  7. kar_tookDecember 1, 2011 at 4:50 AM

    Thank you for starting my day with a laugh. Don't think I'd hire him, but I might keep the picture.

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  8. CindyDecember 1, 2011 at 4:51 AM

    LOL..Bubba may not know how to spell, but he was smart enough to realize leaving his picture wiped out the competition. hahaha....

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  9. Alex J. CavanaughDecember 1, 2011 at 5:49 AM

    Robyn at Life by Chocolate would have a field day with this post!

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  10. Javid SuleymanliDecember 1, 2011 at 6:12 AM

    hahah LOL I think it was too difficult for you to write it :)

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  11. PT DillowayDecember 1, 2011 at 6:48 AM

    That must be why so many people can't find jobs.

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  12. David P. KingDecember 1, 2011 at 6:55 AM

    You never cease to amaze me with your wit, Michael. Downright hilarity! :)

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  13. Leigh CaronDecember 1, 2011 at 7:34 AM

    He, he...I could think of many jobs to keep Bubba busy. ;)

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  14. SlamdunkDecember 1, 2011 at 7:55 AM

    Too funny Michael.

    Your story reminds me of when I was consulting with a male computer manager to hire a new entry level staffer. A female candidate and a male candidate were very close, and I gave him some options to further explore in how to decide who best to offer the job to. He looked at my list and gave me a one sentence reply (that I'll leave to your imagination). He hire the female candidate--and I would not doubt that he tried for a bikini photo of his employee at a later time.

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  15. MorganDecember 1, 2011 at 8:00 AM

    Seriously laughing!!!!!

    Is he still available?

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  16. BrindaDecember 1, 2011 at 9:58 AM

    I can tell the applicant is a very hard worker.

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  17. BrianeDecember 1, 2011 at 10:01 AM

    Man. I might even hire him.

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  18. Rusty CarlDecember 1, 2011 at 10:15 AM

    Just like looking in a mirror. Well, except that he's so lumpy.

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  19. Christine RainsDecember 1, 2011 at 11:06 AM

    Ha! I'm not the type that likes muscles. There's something about that many muscles that creeps me out.

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  20. HelenaDecember 1, 2011 at 11:15 AM

    Ah thynks he luks reel purty.

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  21. Andrew LeonDecember 1, 2011 at 12:02 PM

    He spelled "u" and "ur" incorrectly.

    And he looks like he already has a job on the farm.

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  22. AnonymousDecember 1, 2011 at 12:07 PM

    I did hire him, and he's working out just fine. Also, oddly enough, he can use spell and use "pique" properly. ;-)

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  23. BelleDecember 1, 2011 at 1:01 PM

    I loved this, Michael. It is true that good-looking people get the job over ordinary people. Women and men alike. Not fair at all.

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  24. Liz A.December 1, 2011 at 1:38 PM

    I hope your Thursday is going well as well.

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  25. UnknownDecember 1, 2011 at 2:31 PM

    He is TOTALLY hired! ;)

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  26. Lynda R Young as Elle CardyDecember 1, 2011 at 2:57 PM

    lol!! Yep, I'd hire Bubba too, especially if he wore that outfit to work.

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  27. A Beer for the ShowerDecember 1, 2011 at 3:42 PM

    Dear Bubba,

    You sound like a smart fella and a real go-getter. I really coulda used yer help a couple years back. Unforchunately, I'm currently 'tween gigs right now too.

    Gud luck and thanks,

    G. W. Bush

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  28. Leigh CovingtonDecember 1, 2011 at 4:43 PM

    LOL! Yep, I'd totally hire him.

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  29. mshatchDecember 1, 2011 at 6:29 PM

    only if he doesn't talk like that, too ;)

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  30. The Manic ChefDecember 2, 2011 at 5:38 AM

    This was hilarious! Where's the BEEF? This has added extra laughter to my early morning, oh......you're good, great sense of humour. And I like the photo.....oh.... by golly.... it's my twin! I had a nickname for him, it was 'Perky Pecs'! Thanks for joining us up again! You rock dude.....later....

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  31. dolorahDecember 2, 2011 at 1:38 PM

    He's so hired . .

    ......dhole

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  32. L. Diane WolfeDecember 4, 2011 at 7:07 AM

    If he starts singing country music though the deal is off. Or if he takes off the hat and he has a crew cut. Dudes need hair!

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  33. DEZMONDJanuary 31, 2013 at 10:41 AM

    I'd hire both Bubba and his twin brother if he has it... He hasn't? Oh, why are you breaking my sweet dreams....

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