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Thursday, August 25, 2011

I Am So Awkward

Giving your crush that sexy look...

Expectation:
Reality:
Walking through a nightclub...

Expectation:
Reality:
Dancing...

Expectation:
Reality:

Yeah, I totally write fiction.  Now you know why :)  /hugs
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31 comments:

  1. Sarah TokeleyAugust 25, 2011 at 1:24 AM

    You owe me a keyboard! I just spat tea over this one :-)

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  2. mooderinoAugust 25, 2011 at 2:16 AM

    I'd be happy if my reality was actually like the ones you posted.

    mood

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  3. Jill W.August 25, 2011 at 2:35 AM

    LOLOL. Love it.

    Had an ex that gave me that creepy look instead of the sexy one. It was...creepy.

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  4. Charity BradfordAugust 25, 2011 at 5:28 AM

    OMGosh what a great way to start the morning. Thanks for a great laugh.

    As for fiction vs. reality...I'm with you!

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  5. TomekaAugust 25, 2011 at 5:29 AM

    The freestyle portion of Dance Central takes frames of you dancing that end up looking like the latter dancing pic during playback.

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  6. KelleyAugust 25, 2011 at 5:51 AM

    This.is.the.best.thing.ever.

    lol. BIG lols.

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  7. CrystalAugust 25, 2011 at 6:14 AM

    Ha ha ha ha!!!! Oh, you are SO right, especially about the nightclub one! Write on, my friend, write on.

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  8. Christine DanekAugust 25, 2011 at 6:18 AM

    Too funny.

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  9. Alex J. CavanaughAugust 25, 2011 at 6:32 AM

    I think my eyes are bleeding now...

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  10. CacyAugust 25, 2011 at 6:34 AM

    Laughing!

    Have you heard of the webseries The Misadventure of Awkward Black Girl? So wonderfully awkward, so exactly what you posted about above.

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  11. PT DillowayAugust 25, 2011 at 6:41 AM

    Thanks for sharing.

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  12. Maurice MitchellAugust 25, 2011 at 7:42 AM

    LOL That dancing video is my favorite. Most people have no idea what they look like. That's why there's YouTube. :)

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  13. RosieCAugust 25, 2011 at 8:00 AM

    Hilarious. And so true. Yeah, I prefer dancing behind closed doors because even the reality picture you have here is the next So You Think You Can Dance star compared to me :)

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  14. CiaraAugust 25, 2011 at 8:13 AM

    ROFL. Thank you SO much. I needed that today. :)

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  15. julie feddersonAugust 25, 2011 at 8:20 AM

    I think I met the "reality" guy in the first frame the other day. This made my day, although I may need to go scrub my retinas now.

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  16. Alice AudreyAugust 25, 2011 at 9:00 AM

    Same here. Reality bites, but not nearly hard enough.

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  17. Steph SchmidtAugust 25, 2011 at 9:20 AM

    Ow, my poor eyes. The disillusionment it BURNS!

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  18. PM TaylorAugust 25, 2011 at 9:20 AM

    So, so, sooooo funny ...

    PMT
    http://thisthattheotherone.blogspot.com

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  19. AnonymousAugust 25, 2011 at 9:56 AM

    LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!

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  20. BenAugust 25, 2011 at 10:38 AM

    Yep, that explains it. When I picked up the pen, I found a place for those images I wanted to turn into a reality.

    Word!

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  21. Michael Offutt, Phantom ReaderAugust 25, 2011 at 2:53 PM

    Thanks everyone for stopping by today :)

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  22. UnknownAugust 25, 2011 at 4:18 PM

    That is so funny and yet, so true. Great blog!

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  23. M.J. FifieldAugust 25, 2011 at 4:19 PM

    Super fun post. Thanks for the laugh!

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  24. Elisa DeLanyAugust 25, 2011 at 4:23 PM

    Day is made. That is all.

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  25. Rusty CarlAugust 25, 2011 at 8:32 PM

    Man, that girl at the very bottom is really dancing with authority. Good for her.

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  26. SylarAugust 25, 2011 at 8:59 PM

    hahaha
    nice post ;)

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  27. Alyson BurdetteAugust 26, 2011 at 8:45 AM

    LOl :)

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  28. Liz A.August 26, 2011 at 3:01 PM

    Yep, so true...

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  29. Theresa MilsteinAugust 27, 2011 at 6:07 AM

    It's like you're in my head. I want to be the cool one entering a party, dancing on the dance floor. Sadly, I'm more like exhibit b.

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  30. Holly VanceAugust 27, 2011 at 5:45 PM

    Hello fellow Campaigner. Enjoying the humor of your blog.

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  31. Philip SiegelAugust 30, 2011 at 8:42 PM

    You are hilarious! Can you write a blog post teaching us how to create and use gifs? Pretty please??

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