I mean...it has pickles on it. How could you not see the brilliance of pickles?
Disclaimer: No Snooki's were harmed in this social experiment.
Tuesday, February 1, 2011
*!%$ Query Letters! Show Me Your Writing Résumé.
Query letters are so 2008. I propose that everyone adopt a writing résumé instead to show your chops, and what better way to get some practice than pretend you're a reality show celebrity with the marketing kapow (is this a word?) to write a completely engrossing book. To this end, I think I'd wanna be Snooki and below is totally how my writing resume would look. Random House would sooo completely go nuts over me. I just know it.
I mean...it has pickles on it. How could you not see the brilliance of pickles?
Disclaimer: No Snooki's were harmed in this social experiment.
I mean...it has pickles on it. How could you not see the brilliance of pickles?
Disclaimer: No Snooki's were harmed in this social experiment.
Hate the show, feel sad for Snooki but I love how it's on leopard print and with pink ink. BUT would it be scented if put in the mail?
ReplyDeleteLOL. I actually hadn't thought of that. It makes me wonder what perfume Snooki uses.
ReplyDeleteThis resume is pretty attractive with all the photos. On the serious side, it is good if you just hire an expert like Interview Coaching Calgary to help you in writing your resume.
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