tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2495499100279472520.post227511511963595676..comments2024-03-22T12:11:58.453-06:00Comments on Michael Offutt: SimceptionMichael Offutt, Phantom Readerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10557969104886174930noreply@blogger.comBlogger12125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2495499100279472520.post-20841894667520685962011-05-20T00:18:26.361-06:002011-05-20T00:18:26.361-06:00Yes! This explains everything.
Also, there was a...Yes! This explains everything.<br /><br />Also, there was a Twilight Zone episode (80s version) where mysterious set-people came out and set up environments for people to live in. Something wacky, like every hour you'd be in an actual different place, made up carefully to look like your same old apartment. And all this led up the explanation that this is why you sometimes lose your wallet and then go back and it's right where it was supposed to be. EEEEEERIE!!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2495499100279472520.post-47191568387411245382011-05-19T16:33:13.754-06:002011-05-19T16:33:13.754-06:00Oh, this is good. Priceless.You never cease to mak...Oh, this is good. Priceless.You never cease to make me laugh.Angela Scotthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12488555961691093024noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2495499100279472520.post-64177235738315867282011-05-18T20:00:34.200-06:002011-05-18T20:00:34.200-06:00That made my wife laugh, and that's saying som...That made my wife laugh, and that's saying something.Andrew Leonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13964775673414653644noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2495499100279472520.post-3982113582858141842011-05-18T16:55:30.512-06:002011-05-18T16:55:30.512-06:00I admit that does explain pretty much my entire li...I admit that does explain pretty much my entire life.Suhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11862479925124552922noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2495499100279472520.post-74189306345082723682011-05-18T12:41:51.267-06:002011-05-18T12:41:51.267-06:00To seduce anyone, Mutt, you need to be considered ...To seduce anyone, Mutt, you need to be considered sexy. When you take off your clothes and someone says, "Uh...you should keep those on..." that's a good indication that you have the "ewwwww" factor and have no skill in seduction.<br /><br />In short, if you can't look good in spandex then seduction is not your calling.Michael Offutt, Phantom Readerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10557969104886174930noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2495499100279472520.post-66782118041404532011-05-18T12:11:06.889-06:002011-05-18T12:11:06.889-06:00I recently bought the Sims 2 but have little inter...I recently bought the Sims 2 but have little interest actually playing the game. I like making people and houses and stuff.<br /><br />And Michael if you want fame like that, just go become a paparazzi and start antagonizing celebrities! Or try to seduce them. I wonder how much Ahh-nold's mistress is going to make off this?PT Dillowayhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09394481476862013009noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2495499100279472520.post-67120703445463650562011-05-18T11:49:20.323-06:002011-05-18T11:49:20.323-06:00So it's God that's toying with me, huh. Ju...So it's God that's toying with me, huh. Just wait 'till I see her.Charlie Ricehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02347938747849177632noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2495499100279472520.post-72068995014142267642011-05-18T11:36:53.904-06:002011-05-18T11:36:53.904-06:00Did you never play the Sims 2? The Sims could play...Did you never play the Sims 2? The Sims could play The Sims on their computer. Recursion at its best!Steph Schmidthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00975939582442193113noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2495499100279472520.post-44537609018973082262011-05-18T10:17:22.523-06:002011-05-18T10:17:22.523-06:00Tanya: Oooh thanks :)
Mutt: I'd love it if Ch...Tanya: Oooh thanks :)<br /><br />Mutt: I'd love it if Christopher Nolan kicked my ass because that would be newsworthy. Once I was newsworthy, I'd be in the same category as Levi Johnston (the high school jock that knocked up Bristol Palin and posed nude in Playgirl) and Jesse James (the dude that cheated on Sandra Bullock) and I could get a book contract and an agent.<br /><br />Alyson: Thanks for stopping by.Michael Offutt, Phantom Readerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10557969104886174930noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2495499100279472520.post-29317955594406770762011-05-18T07:54:27.536-06:002011-05-18T07:54:27.536-06:00Now Christopher Nolan will have to kick your ass b...Now Christopher Nolan will have to kick your ass because you gave away the plot to "Inception 2"!<br /><br />But even if that were true, who created God to create the Sims to play the game?PT Dillowayhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09394481476862013009noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2495499100279472520.post-87455209793971403592011-05-18T07:54:07.909-06:002011-05-18T07:54:07.909-06:00OMG! Your post just jumped off my sidebar at me an...OMG! Your post just jumped off my sidebar at me and I had to run over and tell you how much you made my day! "God deleted an action." Brilliant!!<br />Being a sims lover, I'm sharing this one with other fans and sending them your way!Tanya Reimerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00293977395016853814noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2495499100279472520.post-27546422150910048312011-05-18T07:51:25.630-06:002011-05-18T07:51:25.630-06:00Lol, that would explain a lot.Lol, that would explain a lot.Alyson Burdettehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16916059117572619004noreply@blogger.com