Death by man child gobbling them up five at a time.
Served up on a spatula. Run peeps!
Bodies splayed open on the edge of a glass. So cruel.
Entombed and impaled! Oh the horror!
Mired in molten chocolate frosting on top of cupcakes awaiting to be devoured whole like a shark consuming a seal.
Squished to death between two graham crackers so that nothing recognizable remains.
Boiled alive in hot chocolate. If only you could hear their screams...
Tell me, dear readers, how many peeps will die by your hands before April is gone?